This diary sucks more dick than Anna Nicole; and we all know what happened to her.....
Your'e ugly so I don't mind your stupid ass comment..Anywho.
Well This is unlocked ladies and gents' I talked to Ricky and explained so it's all good. So heres an update. Also please notify me if you would like me to reply to your diary.
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CURRENT ROSTERS:First off, WWE would like to announce the release of
Droz. He simply wasn't flexible enough. We wish him well in future.
WWE have also signed three high-profile men. Two will make their debut in the coming weeks. The third will become the manager of
Rob Van Dam. Of course, that man is
Bill 'Fonzie' Alfonso. Eyyy!
The rosters are based on WWE in August 2005. There are a few changes, of course, mainly to create a few new tag team situations.
Expect the rosters to change at any time.
WWE RawRaw Manager: 'Stone Cold' Steve AustinWWE Champion: Johnathan Cena
Intercontinental Champion: Carlito
World Tag Team Champions: Rosey & The Hurricane
Ric Flair
Triple H
The Big Show
Kurt Angle
Hulk Hogan
Shawn Michaels
Kane
Rob Van Dam w/ Bill Alfonso
Chris Jericho
Edge w/ Lita
Matt Hardy
Shelton Benjamin
Eugene
Kerwin White
Rene Dupree
Rob Conway
Gene Snitsky
Val Venis
Antonio
Romeo
Chris Masters
Danny Basham
Doug Basham
Tyson Tomko
Viscera
Divas:Trish Stratus
Victoria
Candice Michelle
Torrie Wilson
Maria
Lilian Garcia
Back-Up:Muhammad Hassan w/ Daivari
Teams/Stables:Rosey & Hurricane
The Heart-Throbs (Romeo/Antonio)
La Resistance (Dupree/Conway)
The Basham Brothers (Danny/Doug)
WWE SmackDown!SmackDown! Manager: Dwayne 'The Rock' JohnsonWorld Heavyweight Champion: Batista
United States Champion: Orlando Jordan
WWE Tag Team Champions: The Legion of Doom 2005
WWE Cruiserweight Champion: Paul London
Mark Callaway
John Bradshaw Layfield
Eddie Guerrero
Chris Benoit
Randy Orton
Booker T w/ Sharmell
Christian
Rey Mysterio
Joey Mercury w/ Jillian Hall
Johnny Nitro w/ Melina
Juventude
Psychosis
Super Crazy
Simon Dean
William Regal
Paul Birchill
Nunzio
Kid Kash
Tajiri
Hardcore Holly
Funaki
Steven Richards
Al Snow
Divas:Christy Hemme
Stacy Keibler
Alexis Laree
Beth Pheonix
Angel Williams
Back-Up:Deuce Shade
Johnny Swinger
Sylvain Grenier
Teams/Stables:Legion of Doom 2005 (Heidenreich/Animal)
MNM (Mercury/Nitro/Meline/Hall)
The English Gentlemen (Regal/Birchill)
Pretty Mean Sisters (Laree/Pheonix/Williams)
The Mexicools (Juvetude/Crazy/Psychosis)
Stephanie and her husband are sitting at home, watching Lost. Probably. Triple H is tucking into a strawberry pop-tart."Steph, I know I said I'd shut up about this for a while, but I have a GREAT idea."
"Hunter, can we PLEASE leave the business until tomorrow? Just for now?! I really...."
"Just hear me out, please!"
"..........Go on."
Triple H talks whilst eating...."Raw Monday, I think we should kick off the show with a tribute to Vince."
"Well, that.....that's obvious. Of course we'll do that. It's going to be a sombre occasion...."
"No. I hadn't finished yet.....we need to capitalise on this. We need to capitalise on your fathers' death as much as we can...."
"......What are you saying?"
"Look, I know we had the funeral earlier.....but whats' to stop us having an on-screen funeral?"
Steph looks disgusted."No. No no no. Oh Hunter, even I don't think up storylines as pathetic as that. Please."
"We need an on-screen figurehead, and, seeing everyone knows we're together, it should just be.....well.....me."
"That's it. Hunter, I shall talk to you tomorrow. I'm going for a walk. Our heads are all in the wrong place right now. There's no point discussing this whatsoever - he went over our heads about Austin and The Rock...what's to say he won't do it again?"
Triple H accidently drops the last piece of pop-tart onto the carpet. His eyes light up, and he looks back at his wife."God.....you're right. For all we know, he could have booked the entire show already.....and I might not even be on it!"
Triple H tries to gasp. Stephanie looks distraught. She walks out the room.Message from WWE
SmackDown! to UPN: