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Post by Kyzer on Jan 3, 2019 0:08:57 GMT -5
I honestly don't remember much about my sex-ed in elementary AND middle school. They taught us about the love glove but I guess I was always paranoid of it breaking or something. As a joke, I always think of one of the verses from I Love College: "When it comes to condoms, put two on." I'd feel more comfortable of making whoopie if it's with someone I share an emotional bond with. I'm one of those weirdos that prefers an "emotional connection" over a casual one night stand since that seems to be the thing nowadays, at least through my eyes. If it takes me 40 years to find that one person then I'm willing to wait 40 years. I'm in no rush. I have heard that if you don't lose your virginity by the time you're 30, you become a wizard. I'm one of the few in my group of friends that are single/virgins/have no kids. Two are married with kids while one had a kid with his ex-girlfriend so again, I can relate with bad guy™ in a way. I like your point of view. I waited until freshman year of college when I had my first serious girlfriend. I wasn't exactly waiting for true love or marriage but I did want it to mean something more than just "Hey guys, I popped my cherry last night!" That was my point of view initially. Then it happened and the relationship fell apart quickly afterwards and I realized sex was fun. It is most definitely better with someone that you have an emotional connection with and I don't tend to sleep around these days but from the time I lost my virginity until I met my ex wife I didn't really understand that. |
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Post by Kyzer on Jan 2, 2019 22:26:06 GMT -5
As I shared with my comrades, I dated the same girl all through high school - really into the man upstairs type - so my most volatile years were considerably dry (an impressive feat in its own right for a band/drama nerd - those kids be f*ckin'). As such, when I ventured off into the wild world of (community) college, I basically tossed it into the first willing participant. I have made wiser decisions. One of my brothers waited until he got married at 25 to have sex, not for religious reasons. He dated the same girl for 10 years before they got married and no point did they sleep together. I don't know how he did it. They are now in their 8th year of marriage and haven't slept with anyone but each other. It is pretty admirable. My other brother was the opposite. He f*cked everything he could starting at 13 until he got arrested and locked up in a federal prison at 20. Now that he is out, he claims to be a born again Christian and is waiting until he gets married to have sex again. But I just think he can't get laid because he is covered in Aryan Brotherhood tattoos. I have gone through streaks of being a man whore but I will say that I have never cheated on a woman although I have done some less than honorable stuff. I waited to pop my cherry until I was 16 because I thought you were supposed to be in love with the girl. We had sex, broke up two weeks later and then I slept with her best friend the day after we broke up. Like I said, I have done some scummy things. |
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Post by Kyzer on Jan 2, 2019 21:07:05 GMT -5
Same. Had a scare in 2017, needless to say it was just a scare thank God. Because she turned out to be a cheating psycho. Never letting that happen again.Dude, that really sucks! Having a pregnancy scare with someone is one of my biggest fears in life, honestly. Hell, sex in general freaks me the hell out, which is why I'm still a...
Respect. There are too many loose slits out there (male and female). I really have no room to talk. I did some scummy things before I had kids. |
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Post by Kyzer on Jan 2, 2019 21:04:24 GMT -5
And people wonder why I have zero interest in having kids. Same. Had a scare in 2017, needless to say it was just a scare thank God. Because she turned out to be a cheating psycho. Never letting that happen again. Yeah, I don't believe this for a second. |
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Post by Kyzer on Jan 2, 2019 14:56:58 GMT -5
I spent New Year's Eve drinking Miller High Life out of a 25.4oz champagne bottle that I bought at the supermarket for $2.49. I was in bed by 11. Woke up sometime in the early morning to my kid having another bout of night terrors. Calmed him (and my wife, who'd completely lost her cool from this becoming a regular occurrence) down, was up by 6:30 with him New Year's Day, and had him in his first timeout for being a brat by 9:30. I lead a charmed life. F*cking hood rat. You might as well been drinking Olde English. |
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Post by Kyzer on Dec 31, 2018 11:46:28 GMT -5
Hey, I'm only back for SuperBrawl. I've been here since IV, be damned if I'm gonna miss X in at least some capacity. Can't begrudge me that. And the character has been dead almost five years now. Gimme some slack. I feel like I'm gonna need a nap after this one... a) Who isn't? To be honest (and this ain't just you), I've kinda been over the whole "just here for SB/Mania/SCOH/whatever" thing. I mean, I know it's a thing, but especially in e-feds, it feels like such a chore. Hopefully you show for it, but there are names gone by that have SB "wins" on account of this trope that are the result of it never panning out, no matter how big the marquee "name" happens to be. b) Where the hell were you on IV? That's the one I was (severely prematurely) supposed to headline, and I can't find mention of you anywhere on the card or the results. c) Let's be real - VI was your real "coming out party".  d) This is going to be the first SB since VII to not feature David Brennan, and the fact that it's X only cements my conviction in avoiding it entirely. Nobody needs those sort of expectations, least of all the driest well in WFWF history. e) "Dead" f) No. He wasn't on IV. And because you bailed, I had to murder the good Reverend Shadow. |
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Post by Kyzer on Dec 30, 2018 14:15:05 GMT -5
Not enough about Zmey.
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Post by Kyzer on Dec 28, 2018 16:50:14 GMT -5
That is the obnoxious part. That is noise pollution. What about this absolute banger? You're the worst. |
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Post by Kyzer on Dec 26, 2018 22:02:15 GMT -5
That is some obnoxious sh*t. I do not endorse the light show. Only the ferocious music. That is the obnoxious part. That is noise pollution. |
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Post by Kyzer on Dec 26, 2018 14:54:47 GMT -5
Anyone who can watch this in its entirety is alright by me. That is some obnoxious sh*t. |
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Post by Kyzer on Dec 25, 2018 0:22:15 GMT -5
Technically Zmey made his return this year.
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Post by Kyzer on Dec 24, 2018 0:14:10 GMT -5
The Sloop John Brennan has sailed folks. Well, there's always Smash...... Reboot his story and make him a main event player.
Hopefully if he does that, he doesn't pull a Jason Vieira. |
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Post by Kyzer on Dec 23, 2018 22:10:25 GMT -5
I finally got to sit down and read these to completion. Good stuff here King Richius and @ballparkb0b. No complaints from me. Looking forward to the future. |
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Post by Kyzer on Dec 23, 2018 20:18:24 GMT -5
Always the saddest of duties: Markw Shuggy has been moved to the Inactive Wrestlers archive.  I did my own so as to spare you all the fun heartache. You mean you deleted yours, right? |
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Post by Kyzer on Dec 21, 2018 10:05:48 GMT -5
So, as you know, I actually read this days ago but it's taken me this long to actually formulate a reply. I thought this was excellent. I love seeing where Zmey goes now under his own devices. It would have been easy for you to write another Zmey RP that focuses heavily on his past, but instead you went for exploring his present, which I thought was the best decision for sure. His current circumstance is very interesting indeed and that's what everyone wanted to hear about right now. Seeing him talk to Kyzer about Superbrawl was great as well as it keeps everyone guessing about whether you'll bring Kyzer back or not. I'm really very curious as to where you take Zmey. I think this character, due to the fact you've not competed with him that much, by comparison at least, has so much room for growth and development, and it's rare that I genuinely care about what happens to someone's character on this board. Well done man. I appreciate the praise. I am trying to do an even balance between the past and the present. But I want the stuff in the past to go along with what is going on in the present. I am not going to ever abandon the stuff about his past but in the same regard I am not going to completely rely on it. I just feel like with this character and how little I have revealed about him to this point, I need the mix so people understand how he got to this point. On the surface he just looks like the most heel with the mask, the size and the absolute brutality he brings but deeper he is so much more than that and so far from just those things. I am slowly trying to spin Zmey off on his own from all the characters I built up with Kyzer so he has more of his own identity. But I wanted to keep Kyzer in the background in this one because I don't feel like I can completely separate them yet. |
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Post by Kyzer on Dec 19, 2018 22:48:32 GMT -5
Inexcusable tardiness for your first show. That is a Shawn move. Funny you say that since bad guy™ and I are like two peas in the same pod. We became best friends over our love for Ruby Riott. Ruby Riott was better on the indy scene. She is a glorified jobber in the WWE. And being like Shawn isn't something to brag about. |
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Post by Kyzer on Dec 19, 2018 2:57:06 GMT -5
I suppose therein lies the dichotomy between the joyous coming together of family and the perception that the pleasure should be all theirs. This from the man who probably invites his friends and family over for the holidays so he can beat them at Dance Dance Revolution. HAHAHA! |
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Post by Kyzer on Dec 19, 2018 1:37:33 GMT -5
UPDATE: Everything has been turned and boy, this show might be one of the best all year...and it's not because it's my first one as co-owner.  At this rate, I'm 56 and 3/4th% done with my match so I'm going to predict that the show will be up Friday night or Saturday night. I apologize again for the delay.
Inexcusable tardiness for your first show. That is a Shawn move. |
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Post by Kyzer on Dec 17, 2018 17:48:05 GMT -5
I am glad we got to face off again, you are a great writer. I doubt this will be the only time Lynn and Zmey meet up in the ring. I look forward to the results and the future. Good stuff and good luck. I call bullsh*t. I'm a good writer but in a fed with you, Drakz , Deep Figure Value , Markw , etc. I know my place. I'm Goldust to your Austin. The upper mid card is about as good as it gets for me. I'll keep trying to improve of course but I'm learning the hard, slow way never having taken a single creative writing class or seminar in my life. You, the collective WFWF members, are my teacher with every critique you give me. Thanks for the comments. It was you calling me out for writing Frank Lynn as old that made me consciously try to make him come off not so old. It made me realize why I may have an easier time writing Billy. He's my age. I don't have to try and remember what life was like 25 years ago when I'm writing Billy. You have a different style than myself or Drakz but that doesn't mean you aren't on our level. I definitely think you are better than some people who have been in the main event around here. |
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Post by Kyzer on Dec 17, 2018 17:13:34 GMT -5
So I read this after it was posted, I wasn't sure how I felt about it at first. As much as I am enjoy you, the handler, it has taken me a while to really get into Mesh. At first, it was a little hard for me to get behind the campiness of the character, which is by no means a shot at your writing ability. You are a really creative writer and you have something here that works for you. You write your character very well and you really know your voice as Mesh. With that said, as I thought about this more and more I think this is probably my favorite rp of yours to date. Deep Figure Value pretty much voiced the same opinion I have landed on. You are definitely deserving of the title you carry in regards to your ability. I know you won because Markw had to deal with real life, but despite that, you have stepped up. Keep up the good work. I appreciate your feedback! It certainly took me by surprise to see that Kyzer, freaking Kyzer is leaving me feedback again, haha. It's been a while but thank you! Yeah, I would imagine that Mesh can be a tough pill to swallow for somebody that writes characters like Michael Kyzer and Zmey but I get you mean. I'm just glad that a writer like yourself enjoys my RPs. At the end of the day, that's all I want. Thank you again for the feedback!
I have read all your rps for the record. And just because I tend to write my characters with darker overtones, doesn't mean I don't enjoy more light hearted characters. Mesh just reminds me of a CW show sometimes, goofy and popular with tweeners. |
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