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Post by Happy Pizza on Sept 3, 2015 19:15:50 GMT -5
Somehow Steph would still come out and emasculate him, reminding us all that even with all those titles he's not in the same league as Triple H. Gotta put Triple H over at all costs.
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Post by Happy Pizza on Sept 2, 2015 12:07:55 GMT -5
Is she going because she wants to go or is she your ride? Because with how much that thing costs there's no way you'll get somebody else in with a loophole. If you need her to drive you back then just let your girlfriend go eat or shopping or whatever while you're there. It's probably gonna take some time and it's not in a remote location or anything so just text her when you're done. No big deal.
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NXT..
Sept 1, 2015 11:31:15 GMT -5
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Post by Happy Pizza on Sept 1, 2015 11:31:15 GMT -5
I think they need to tweak the current setup. If their plan is to take it on the road as its own televised alternative to RAW, then I don't think it can remain a developmental territory at the same time. Right now expectations for anybody appearing on the show are through the roof. If you send a guy who's a little green out there to gain some experience he'll instantly get hit with "you can't wrestle" chants which could potentially derail a career. Right now they need like an NXT B-show.
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Post by Happy Pizza on Sept 1, 2015 8:15:00 GMT -5
I want to like Dolph but he cuts horrible, unlikable promos and makes corny junior-high jokes. I want to like Lana but she's a terrible actress and is still vaguely Russian for some reason.
I want to like Rusev...and I do. He's gold. Incredibly talented and his reactions to this garbage material are amazing. ACCOLADES FOR EVERYONE!!!
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Post by Happy Pizza on Aug 31, 2015 18:36:40 GMT -5
Bayley is awesome, but the idea of her "destroying Cena" in any aspect of popularity (be it Make-a-Wishes granted, merch sales, etc.) might be pushing it. She's gonna be extremely popular on the main roster because every little girl watching WWE will love her. But realistically what percentage of the WWE audience are young girls? Gotta be a very small minority.
That being said, she deserves this title run more than almost anybody in recent memory. Hopefully they just hotshot Dana and Eva to the main roster and we get a lengthy Emma feud. Best-case scenario for me.
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Post by Happy Pizza on Aug 30, 2015 8:36:01 GMT -5
Also terrible:
Battleground 2014 In Your House 4 Armageddon 2004 Halloween Havoc 1995 Triplemanía 2015
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Post by Happy Pizza on Aug 30, 2015 7:46:31 GMT -5
I'll update this later but one that always sticks out to me but flies under the radar in these discussion is No Way Out 2008. Two mediocre Elimination Chambers, Chavo going over CM Punk, and Mr. Kennedy being Mr. Kennedy, but what I'll remember until I die is the Cena vs. Orton title match. After wrestling each other for like twenty minutes in one of their more boring matches (and that's saying something), Orton just slaps the ref to get himself disqualified. In a main even match. This is pre-network era, so I paid fifty bucks, Maggle. And that oily mother ![](http://www.wrestlingfigs.com/images/wfcensored.gif) er laughed after he did it, too. He knew he took my money. Also, Orton must have been coming off a cycle or something because he was easily 20 pounds lighter than usual and his legs looked like toothpicks.
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Post by Happy Pizza on Aug 27, 2015 21:44:54 GMT -5
I remember watching an episode of 60 minutes years ago regarding gun control. This was right after the Virginia Tech shooting.
As an experiment, they put civilians and trained police officers into a college classroom and gave them holstered firearms with dummy rounds. They told them at some point an actor wearing body armor would come into the classroom and "open fire" with fake pistols and assault rifles. Even being told about the situation ahead of time, armed with their own guns, and with years of training on how to use them, none of the people in the classrom got a shot on the guy. Most didn't even get their gun out of the holster before they were "killed" by the gunman.
I don't have a hard stance on this issue, but sadly sometimes there's just nothing you can do to stop evil people.
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Post by Happy Pizza on Aug 23, 2015 23:34:36 GMT -5
Very good match. Not my match of the year, and very far from my best women's match of all time. Sara Del Rey and Manami Toyota at their respective peaks were on a separate level even from these NXT girls. Early 1990's AJPW in particular probably had the best women's division we'll ever see, at least in my opinion.
None of that is a sleight to Bayley and Sasha, though. Very good match, easily one the top WWE women's matches I can remember. They deserve the praise they're getting.
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Post by Happy Pizza on Aug 22, 2015 15:57:37 GMT -5
I wouldn't read too much into this. They put that match in the death spot and, predictably, it died. Brock Lesnar and JBL chants don't mean the fans don't like these girls or won't take women seriously going forward. It was a three hour show, in Brock's hometown, and they were getting tired and ready to go home. Anybody else (except Cena) in that spot will get the same reaction.
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Post by Happy Pizza on Aug 20, 2015 2:04:41 GMT -5
Am I a bad person for secretly feeling happy that NXT is going on the road so I can actually hear a promo or enjoy a match without wall-to-wall chants? I love everything about the show, but sometimes moderation is key.
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Post by Happy Pizza on Aug 18, 2015 14:12:26 GMT -5
Also want to add having your own private, quiet bathroom. I totally took this for granted until I went to college and had to share a bathroom with 30 other guys. There were like 10 stalls and some jabroni would always saddle up right next to me and take a violent dump while playing Angry Birds or having an lengthy phone conversation. I just couldn't go in those conditions. I need ![](http://www.wrestlingfigs.com/images/wfcensored.gif) ing silence, man.
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Post by Happy Pizza on Aug 16, 2015 20:48:22 GMT -5
When you get home from work/school/whatever and you have the next day off. Just collapsing onto your bed and feeling like you could lay there forever.
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Post by Happy Pizza on Aug 13, 2015 16:42:15 GMT -5
They added almost every WWF/WWE CD and theme to Spotify so now I have the Mr. Ass Billy Gunn theme on my ab workout playlist. Life is complete.
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Post by Happy Pizza on Aug 13, 2015 16:17:24 GMT -5
If there is a Hell, the soundtrack is probably Brie Bella at ringside yelling "C'MON NIKKKIIIIII" on an endless loop.
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Post by Happy Pizza on Aug 10, 2015 11:52:34 GMT -5
This was a pretty prominent part of his vignettes a few months back. Her stomach deflates like a balloon in some of them which is even more weird.
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Post by Happy Pizza on Aug 6, 2015 8:52:52 GMT -5
And yet Curb Stomp got by unnoticed for all that time???
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Post by Happy Pizza on Aug 4, 2015 0:10:17 GMT -5
Pathological liar Paige is my second favorite character of 2015 behind Dario Cueto. We need some Mattitude-style Paige Facts during her entrance to really take it to the next level.
"Paige can bench press 550...one-handed." "Paige can slap a tornado." "Paige was the Fabulous Moolah's idol growing up."
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Post by Happy Pizza on Aug 3, 2015 4:09:08 GMT -5
So, essentially, Roman Reigns post-Shield? As in a guy WF unanimously wanted to be the world champion...until the WWE agreed. Then he wasn't cool anymore.
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Post by Happy Pizza on Aug 3, 2015 2:09:35 GMT -5
Start swiping again. There's plenty more where that came from. And next time don't play any games. You both think the other person is attractive. Hard part's over. Man up & ask the girl out from the jump and situations like this can be avoided.
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