Stinger TNA
Main Eventer
"Support TNA"
Joined on: Mar 31, 2010 19:21:13 GMT -5
Posts: 1,481
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Post by Stinger TNA on Dec 10, 2008 23:25:39 GMT -5
If you are wrestling Hulk Hogan and he is hulking up/having a seizure, you should punch him in the head.
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Post by Angel Beast on Dec 10, 2008 23:27:51 GMT -5
based on McMahon's theory "When doing live tv nothing can go wrong. If you tripped on your way into the ring you meant to do that."
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Post by Gene on Dec 10, 2008 23:31:09 GMT -5
You go deaf when HBK and twenty thousand fans start stomping their feet.
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Post by Keyboard Cat on Dec 10, 2008 23:34:42 GMT -5
No matter how week the finisher is. If you're a jobber, anything will knock you out.
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The Gromble
Superstar
Inhumanlul
Joined on: Jun 23, 2007 19:30:35 GMT -5
Posts: 805
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Post by The Gromble on Dec 10, 2008 23:35:34 GMT -5
If Stone Cold and "______" is having a beer together and he stuns said person they spit out all that beer everywhere.
If you botch a clothesline or a kick or any move for that matter, the commentators will say "He/She didn't get all of that"
Tazz is not allowed to take off his sun glasses. If their off, some ****s about to go down. Oh, and he also never learned how to say words that end in "E-R" for example, "This match is a Rocket-Bustuh!" not "Buster"..
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Post by ThugSuperstar on Dec 10, 2008 23:37:45 GMT -5
Come up with a new storyline, re-use it every 10 years and repeat.
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Post by Hurricane on Dec 10, 2008 23:44:23 GMT -5
Jobbers, no matter how big, are always weak compared to the supposedly super-human wrestlers.
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Post by user9327 on Dec 11, 2008 0:06:52 GMT -5
ECW is a WWE brand
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Kenny Powers
Main Eventer
A.k.A Eddie Cash
Joined on: Feb 21, 2004 2:19:20 GMT -5
Posts: 2,527
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Post by Kenny Powers on Dec 11, 2008 0:11:40 GMT -5
If everything else fails give the belt to Cena.
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Post by WalterF on Dec 11, 2008 0:29:03 GMT -5
If a match with two main eventers against each other one on one takes place on RAW it will 99.9 percent likely end in an interference or DQ.
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Post by Nick the Quick on Dec 11, 2008 0:42:14 GMT -5
If you are Triple H, you have to be in a World Title match at Wrestlemania.
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Post by The Future on Dec 11, 2008 0:47:05 GMT -5
If you don't take steroids, are a ring veteran, can get yourself over in a promo, and have potential to be a future World Champion- creative(or Vince) will stick you with a pathetic gimmick, slap you into matches against indestructible monsters, strip you of all credibility- and then send you into the realm of 'future endeavors'...
(Or if you smile at him while he's walking to his limo)
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Post by tnafan4life on Dec 11, 2008 0:47:12 GMT -5
If you are Triple H, you have to be in a World Title match at Wrestlemania. Great try but facts prove other wise.
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Post by 3Lephant (Naptown Icon) on Dec 11, 2008 1:06:51 GMT -5
Thread of the year... most of these made me laugh out loud.. which is really actually hard to do when youre at a computer
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Welcome CC, AJ and Teixeira!
Main Eventer
The 27 Time World Champions, The New York Yankees
Joined on: Mar 11, 2004 21:37:30 GMT -5
Posts: 3,625
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Post by Welcome CC, AJ and Teixeira! on Dec 11, 2008 1:10:28 GMT -5
just because Vince says that "youre fired" doesnt always mean you really are, and that you will be back on tv very soon
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Post by Rant Casey on Dec 11, 2008 1:12:33 GMT -5
Wearing Jeans in a Street Feet gives you certain superhuman abilities The best one so far.
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Post by Deadshot on Dec 11, 2008 1:16:10 GMT -5
You don't find it one bit suspicious that when you're wrestling Orton and you're slowly getting up after being knocked down that Orton is nowhere to be found and the crowd is going crazy for some reason. Then... Where did that come from?
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Post by sean™ on Dec 11, 2008 1:16:15 GMT -5
Regardless of where you've been or who you're facing, if you are a returning superstar, you're going to win.
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Post by The Future on Dec 11, 2008 1:16:38 GMT -5
If you have a unique style- Michael Cole will think you're a pirate.
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Post by Ian from 616Entertainment. on Dec 11, 2008 1:19:56 GMT -5
Some one can try to kill your for their entire life, but if they save you from a 2 on 1 beat down you owe them your life.
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