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Post by The Future on Dec 11, 2008 1:24:43 GMT -5
Ron Simmons follows you around, and waits for an awkward moment.
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Post by Kurt Burton: Script Doctor! on Dec 11, 2008 1:36:01 GMT -5
Samoans have incredibly thick skulls as head shots have limited or no effect on them.
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Post by AndyPeck13 on Dec 11, 2008 1:55:01 GMT -5
some of these are funny...
but i wanna bring up something i saw...idk why people are mentioning that one person will use a move and people will kick out..yet someone else does the same move and it's their finishing move...
i always thought there was a really easy explaination to that in kayfabe terms:
the person who uses a move as a "finishing move" has perfected the move to the extent that it should finish the person off...this is of course why they use it...whereas other people have done this, so their technique will be off thus not hitting the move properly or for the full effect and will allow a kick out...
makes sense to me atleast...
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Post by Cassa Nova Kid on Dec 11, 2008 2:10:08 GMT -5
some of these are funny... but i wanna bring up something i saw...idk why people are mentioning that one person will use a move and people will kick out..yet someone else does the same move and it's their finishing move... i always thought there was a really easy explaination to that in kayfabe terms: the person who uses a move as a "finishing move" has perfected the move to the extent that it should finish the person off...this is of course why they use it...whereas other people have done this, so their technique will be off thus not hitting the move properly or for the full effect and will allow a kick out... makes sense to me atleast... I agree If you are Rey Mystirio you will never be a heel. The refs are always blind and Gangrel will never win a title. If your Jimmy Yang or marty Janetty You will be hired then fired 10 times
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Villa
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Post by Villa on Dec 11, 2008 3:22:17 GMT -5
Despite his size, Khali will allways lose to people.
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Post by Angel Beast on Dec 11, 2008 5:28:47 GMT -5
even if she loses Mae Young can still kick your ass. apparently former WWE referee Tim White is invincible so is Josh Matthews. feud with Booker T and he will likely bring up the fact that he was a 5X 5X 5X 5X 5X WCW Champion. If your are named Stan watch out cause HBK might kick you. Stephanie has had two children no one in the WWE knows who the daddy is but Triple H has a good idea. Goldust always manages to make his way back to the WWE become popular again and then get fired before getting a title shot.
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Post by bigbriancman16 on Dec 11, 2008 5:56:15 GMT -5
great thread!
-one chair/belt/etc... shot is a very effective way to win a match easily...unless it's a hardcore match
I always thought it was funny that in hardcore/TLC/parking lot brawls you can take a beating with anything and everything under the ring, but when it's during a normal match, it's suddenly more effective.
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leila
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Post by leila on Dec 11, 2008 6:24:14 GMT -5
A heel must win most matches and a stable must be unstoppable.
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Post by bigvanshefer on Dec 11, 2008 6:47:03 GMT -5
Unless your name is Chris Jericho, or Edge, if you win a World title, the Internet will hate you.
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Post by nibs92 on Dec 11, 2008 7:43:34 GMT -5
according to the gospel by J.R. wrestlers with a limited arsenal "don't work by the hour"
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Post by AV1 on Dec 11, 2008 7:48:56 GMT -5
if you are john cena your opponent can hit there finisher on you 100 times but he will still kick out then after an fu he will win the match
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Post by Wfigs #1 Metal-Head on Dec 11, 2008 7:56:16 GMT -5
- One month you can be invinceable, and the next your being beat via a DDT. - Other wrestlers closelines suck, but JBL'S one has super strength power.
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Post by Gazza on Dec 11, 2008 8:04:57 GMT -5
In a tag match when the legal man is down, clapping will give him a burst of strength.
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Post by AV1 on Dec 11, 2008 8:08:30 GMT -5
if a superstar gets suspended they become a jobber where if it is jeff hardy he comes back and goes for the title
a face must win the rumble
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Post by Mirror Images on Dec 11, 2008 8:41:17 GMT -5
When people turn heel why do they either give a pathetic reason or no reason at all ("You don't deserve a reason")?
Why does Vince McMahon walk like he's a puppet being operated by strings?
Also if someone messes a move up but its still sold like it wasnt JR will say "he didnt quite get all of it"
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Post by Deleted on Dec 11, 2008 8:46:19 GMT -5
if someone has a realy bad ingurey thay must come back in a years time and get slged off but if you are called cena you must come back in a few mounths and win the belt on your first night back no matter what jr will give you a nickname cena must win at least 1 world title per year
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Post by Batista on Dec 11, 2008 9:28:09 GMT -5
If Triple H doesnt have the belt, hes loved by nearly everyone, but once he does, the smarks turn and say its cause of his wife.
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Post by hurrimark on Dec 11, 2008 9:42:33 GMT -5
Don't sleep with other peoples wives/ girlfriends If your name is MVP you have to job until we aren't amused anymore Never mention the word wwf (omg you just swore) all the shows have to suck because they appeal to families and children Titles can never change hands on RAW or SD where it is an ordinary show Dont give jeff hardy the mic because he can't cut a believable promo to save his life.
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Post by Blackjack on Dec 11, 2008 13:01:40 GMT -5
If you are over 6'10 you must use a big boot as a move
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Post by J.Freek on Dec 11, 2008 13:28:56 GMT -5
No matter how hurt you are, you always have enough strength to fix you elbow and knee pad, or have enough Strength to move in to place on the mat to get hit by a high flying move
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