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Post by JDSFullmetal on Dec 11, 2008 13:30:40 GMT -5
If your name ends with a "A" tazz must end your name in "er" (ex Cener & batister)
If your a diva and know how to wrestle well.. you will be jobbed out to models.
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Post by man on Dec 11, 2008 14:31:37 GMT -5
If Hogan starts to Hulk-up do nothing but throw silly punches so he can block them.
When someone pushes you to the ropes, keep running even though it sets you up for a hit.
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r44gz96
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Post by r44gz96 on Dec 11, 2008 15:07:33 GMT -5
If your name is John Cena, expect to lose big time. Modded
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Post by heartbreakkid2k3 on Dec 11, 2008 15:19:51 GMT -5
If you're young, and about to be put in a feud with Triple H, heed the following warning:
You will job to him for at least three months. And he will never return the favor. Ever.
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Post by lancewiget on Dec 11, 2008 15:46:41 GMT -5
If you are Chris Jericho... always put emphasis on the word ever.
Never... eeeeeeeeeeeever try to baseball slide Finlay.
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Post by Chip on Dec 11, 2008 16:19:10 GMT -5
All folding chairs are made of steel
According to Michael Cole, every head shot actually hits the skull
You can be DQed in any regular match by using a chair, chain, trash can etc. but not when you whip an opponent into the stairs
People in the audience always feel a need to remind the ref he only counted 2...when he only counts 2
After every chop: "Woooo!" must be yelled by fans
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Post by The Best on Dec 11, 2008 16:35:21 GMT -5
Even after getting beaten senseless, if somebody throws you into the ropes, you will be able to run them properly.
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Wago
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Prepare To Get Wagowned.
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Post by Wago on Dec 11, 2008 16:36:53 GMT -5
If you get a powerful whip you hit the turnbuckle hard. If someone does a powerful whip to Shawn, he rolls up the turnbuckle.
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Honkey
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Problem?
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Post by Honkey on Dec 11, 2008 16:56:01 GMT -5
Intercontinetal Championship is only to be defended once every three months, and it is more than likely the challenger will lose.
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Post by Angel Beast on Dec 11, 2008 17:36:07 GMT -5
When WWE releases you you'll talk sh*t about them and say you'll never work for them again but when they offer you a new contract say 9 months later (just a random amount of time i picked) you'll say sure I'll come back despite badmouthing them and claiming you'd never work for them again.
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Stinger TNA
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"Support TNA"
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Post by Stinger TNA on Dec 11, 2008 17:41:19 GMT -5
In a tag match when the legal man is down, clapping will give him a burst of strength. Well, it is in SvR09.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 11, 2008 17:50:31 GMT -5
When Cena waves his hand in front of your face its best to just look at him.
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Hollywood QJD
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Post by Hollywood QJD on Dec 11, 2008 17:59:00 GMT -5
The only time you will hit your finisher is when your not trying too. If your prepping for it, you can expect to be flat on your ass 3 seconds later.
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Dwight
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Post by Dwight on Dec 11, 2008 19:02:41 GMT -5
No matter how talented you are, if you marry a McMahon the world hates you.
If you are a veteran and beat a young guy you have an ego and don't put young talent over.
If you are a face people hate you, if you are a heel people love you.
Means of a DQ changes from match to match.
If you are blond with big boobs we'll get you on tv somehow.
If you get hit in the head with a chair you are too draw blood even if in reality the chances of it happening is slim.
Heel Tag Teams are allowed to make "blind tags" but faces are not.
The easiest way to become a heel is to say the fans "made you do it and they turned on you" even if they were cheering you just one week before.
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Post by Mr.GT on Dec 11, 2008 19:32:25 GMT -5
You can kick out of any Leg Drop.
Unless of course it's Hulk Hogan's Leg Drop.
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Post by fishzilla on Dec 11, 2008 19:41:17 GMT -5
If your A jobber, your gonna be released soon.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 11, 2008 19:47:58 GMT -5
If you are being pulled to the Spanish or ECW announce table, run.
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Jackson!
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@mathewjackson_
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Post by Jackson! on Dec 11, 2008 20:33:15 GMT -5
before you end somebodys career with a superkick you must look at him and whisper the words "im sorry i love you"
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Villa
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Post by Villa on Dec 11, 2008 20:47:33 GMT -5
A tag team match must go this way: Face gets owned for 10 minutes Face attempts to tag, but is pull away Face gets double teamed Face tags Other face owns everyone Face connects with a high impact move face covers 1..2..heel breaks up the count other face takes other heel out the ring Heel/Face go for finisher but is reversed Heel cheat to win.
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Post by CBT on Dec 11, 2008 20:54:54 GMT -5
I got one!
If your not from the U.S., there's a 9 out of 10 chance you're not gonna be a fan favorite.
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