Dante, The Voc
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Post by Dante, The Voc on Oct 26, 2014 17:16:49 GMT -5
Okay, imagine this. Rusev just knocked off Big Show in a classic snoozer and is preparting to lower the Russian flag. Instead of the white, blue and red flag descending from the rafters, this one is all black with a white logo and lettering. "Ryback Rules". Rusev and Lana turn around and give an angry look around the crowd.
FEED ME
Ryback's theme hits and the fans lose their sh*t. He stares down Rusev from the stage before trucking into the ring. He ducks a Rusev strike and annihilates him with a Meat Hook! "Feed me more" erupts from the crowd as Ryback picks up the defeated body of Rusev and plants him with a Shellshock to close the segment.
Idk; I have a paper to write and hit writer's block and that's what came out.
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Post by Dante, The Voc on Oct 24, 2014 19:55:01 GMT -5
On the whole "they shoulda stayed" roof, why wasn't there a Severn/Shamrock PPV match? All we got was a blow-off on Raw and Shamrock in Owen's corner from Summerslam '98.
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Dante, The Voc
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Post by Dante, The Voc on Oct 19, 2014 8:47:23 GMT -5
I've had more fun playing WWE Crush Hour than most main series games in recent memory.
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Post by Dante, The Voc on Oct 19, 2014 8:04:59 GMT -5
1. Goldberg's WcW theme
2. Stone Cold's Disturbed theme
3. Evolution - Line in the Sand
4. Dan Severn's theme
5. Shane McMahon's "Here Comes the Money"
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Post by Dante, The Voc on Oct 16, 2014 18:08:53 GMT -5
Welp maybe instead of Rusev floundering around winning throwaway matches we can finally shove him into a legit feud and give him his first loss. I'm all for it.
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Post by Dante, The Voc on Oct 15, 2014 19:14:21 GMT -5
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Post by Dante, The Voc on Oct 15, 2014 8:10:08 GMT -5
The giraffe one is my favorite. I find it funny considering Orton's been boring/drab for close to a decade and all of a sudden he's a trending figure.
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Dante, The Voc
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Post by Dante, The Voc on Oct 13, 2014 8:07:37 GMT -5
Yeah, everyone's so quick to discredit Morrison for his mic work but lest we forget we get even crappier guys on the mic weekly. Not to mention the dude can effin' go.
WF's favorite, least-favorite guy Sheamus has said JoMo gave him the best matches that allowed him to find his niche in the WWE.
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Post by Dante, The Voc on Oct 11, 2014 9:37:35 GMT -5
Yeah, let's put Rock/HHH at Mania because a four way between them, Foley and Big Show wouldn't work.
Oh wait. It isn't 2000.
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Post by Dante, The Voc on Oct 10, 2014 20:35:05 GMT -5
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Post by Dante, The Voc on Oct 9, 2014 14:27:47 GMT -5
The fact that in 2014 Sting is seriously considered a good PPV main-event draw (in the fact that a company and its fans want to see him compete) is horrendous. Call me crazy but the Sting hype train derailed for me about 7 years ago.
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Post by Dante, The Voc on Oct 7, 2014 5:29:28 GMT -5
Cena and/or Ambrose in the ring, when HHH/Rollins/Orton/Kane come out. All four taunt the duo, with HHH saying something like "there's no one that can save you now."
FEED ME. Massive pop.
Ryback stares down the Authority. HHH calms his goons down and stands tall in front of them.
Meat Hook to The Game.
At this point Ambrose and Cena slide outta the ring and Cena/Kane, Ryback/Orton and Ambrose/Rollins brawls ensue. Ambrose throws Rollins over the the barricade and dives onto him. Kane gets tossed into the steps or something idc. Ryback tosses Orton into the ring, Shellshock. All 3 stand tall, raising Ryback's arms. He's established.
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Post by Dante, The Voc on Oct 6, 2014 14:31:28 GMT -5
Finding this is fantastic. Hats off to you. Kane in a cape, on the other hand... |
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Rusev?
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Post by Dante, The Voc on Oct 5, 2014 9:31:44 GMT -5
No idea what they're doing with him now, but once that streak is broken he's seriously f*cked.
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Post by Dante, The Voc on Oct 4, 2014 19:19:54 GMT -5
I just don't like it because a) Angle may end up in a wheelchair if he competes again, and b) the winner being #29 or #30 and a/or returning guy has been overdone in the past decade.
If Bryan comes back and wins, bring him in at #3. No one expects a surprise at 3 and that's the position that the most, first eliminations occur from.
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Post by Dante, The Voc on Oct 4, 2014 16:08:08 GMT -5
First let's have him on TV consistently and have him build up that US Title, then simultaneously turn and push him to Jupiter.
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Post by Dante, The Voc on Oct 4, 2014 14:44:16 GMT -5
Each and every one of Sullivan's minions had rubbish names. The Shark, Zodiac, THE YETAYYYYYYY...it goes on and on.
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Post by Dante, The Voc on Oct 1, 2014 14:45:22 GMT -5
I will say that this is, without a doubt, Punk's best promo and THE best thing on this list. The whole 13-mintue opening diatrabe was gold and his "arms are too short to box with God" rant on Rocky was amazing. Overpowered The Rock on the mic that night. Wheras AJ just took a figurative shovel and a literal sh*t on the entire Divas division in hers. |
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Post by Dante, The Voc on Sept 29, 2014 15:50:08 GMT -5
I like the idea but I do remember hearing that they would do Ambrose/Cena with the winner facing Rollins and the loser facing Orton later in the night. I hate this plan. The only way we get Rollins/Ambrose in a cell is if we sit through Cena/Orton again. And Ambrose beat Cena? Probably not happening And this plan is so convoluted in the first place. Why have to tear each other apart for a common goal of stopping the Authority? Kayfabe-wise they're putting both Rollins and Orton in the driver's seat going into the respective matches. Plus f*ck the idea of Cena beating Ambrose just to get his hands on Rollins in a throwaway PPV match. |
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Post by Dante, The Voc on Sept 28, 2014 19:45:00 GMT -5
Awesome find here.  |
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